- Anti Joke

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Neither did she.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn