What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Dusters blow stuff.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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