Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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