Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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