- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

I have a horse.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

black people

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

cancer

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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