- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

LIFE :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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