- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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