- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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