- Anti Joke

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A seal walks into a club.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose