My dad

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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