- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

penis haha

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Lindsay Lohan

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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