- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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