The WNBA.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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