Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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One day a man walked into a wall

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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