There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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no really what are ur names?

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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The Female Orgasm

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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give me a thumbs up

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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