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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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