What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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