- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

jd and zach loves vigina

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

women's rights

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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