Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Wolfjob.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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