- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A dog was barking at a tree

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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