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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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