Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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My Boyfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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