- Anti Joke

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.