What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Invisible Children Foundation.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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