- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

who is not good looking? mon morello

were at work systems r down

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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