His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

My dad

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

kk

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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