A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

women's rights

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

jd and zach loves vigina

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

"Knock knock..." "come in"

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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