- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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