- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock knock Shut up

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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