- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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