What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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