What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

a black guy hates chicken.

President Donald Trump

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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