What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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my mind's eye?

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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