- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

I have a horse.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey hey apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.