why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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knock knock whos their a person

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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so...um, yeah

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Your mom.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Anti Joke

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