- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

womans having rights.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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