What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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