There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

The truth is he loves her!!

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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