Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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