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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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