What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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