- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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