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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

this is not a drill.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

I need to start studying.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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