- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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