- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

angelosnyder is not gay

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Stop procrastinating.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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