- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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