what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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the bible

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Anti Joke

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