- Anti Joke

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

a seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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