- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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