- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Terraria

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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