- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

2 + 2 = fish

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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