- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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