- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

i killed my family

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Justin Bieber.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

black people

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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