- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Poop!!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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