- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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