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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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