- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Weed.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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