Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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