Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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My dad

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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