- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue? yellow

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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