- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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One day a man walked into a wall

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Your Mother

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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