roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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politically correct!

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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