- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

knock knock whos their a person

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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