- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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