- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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