why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

knock knock whos there? nobody

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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