Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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National security?

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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