- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

spell backwards: taco cat

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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