Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A women in the kitchen.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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The Morman Religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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hard cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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