- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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