- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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