The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

You know whats funny Aids

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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