What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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AIDS

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

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