What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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