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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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