- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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