Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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