- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

the holocaust

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

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