- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

The Game.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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