Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Your mom.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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#Getweird

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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NASCAR

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Anti Joke

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