- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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