A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Girls soccer

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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This is funny.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Anti Joke

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