roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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