There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Girls soccer

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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