Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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An Artic Storm.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Anti Joke

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