Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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