- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

A man goes to the potty.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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