What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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knock knock whos their a person

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Anti Joke

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