What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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im saul and i love cock

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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