You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Justin Bieber

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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