if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Turkey Balls

Beka has AIDS

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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