what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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