- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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