A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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You will not press the like button.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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I love alchohol!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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