What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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