Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Knock, knock -The door's open.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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