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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

hashtags suck balls

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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