Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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XD Jackass.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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