Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

anal seepage

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Barack Obama plays basketball

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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