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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I like your hair

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

why was the boy crying he had cancer

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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