You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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This is a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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