Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

why am I writing this...im bored

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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