- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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