- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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