Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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http://www.com/

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I have aids

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Your face is hilarious.

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I like touching my boobs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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The game.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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