Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I forgot what i was gonna say

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

FUCK THE JEWS

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Womans baksetball...

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

wanna here a joke? you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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