- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Pineapple.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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