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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A man did not like this site

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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