- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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