what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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