Albino African Americans

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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