- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Dusters blow stuff.

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