- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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