Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

ejaculation JLR

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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