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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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