- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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