- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Peas

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Women's Rights..

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

women's rights

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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