- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Im gay What about you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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