- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Logan's gay

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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