Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Women's Rights

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Derp

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

chirs

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

once upon a time, it snowed

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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