Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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