what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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