- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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